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Sometimes the Money
Wolves get so involved in their hobby that they start talking like they were in
the Old World. These conversations (even over mail) are sheer poetry.
Sometimes they even start writing song lyrics. Proofs can be
found lower:
Of Dwarfs and Undead
Orc around the Clock
Heads with Beards
The Legend of the Chosen of Sigmar
The Challenge of the Undead
(Dutch) Warhammer Rap
(Dutch) The Deer Hunters
(Dutch) Jubilee Battle Song
This e-mail
conversation between Curtio [k] and Stefano [s] is one
of the oldest manuscripts found involving The
Money Wolves.
[s]
And when the cannon begins to boom,
I see the fireworks in the sky, ...
[k]
To bring the lizzies to their doom...
to make the vampires go to cry...
[s]
To make the vampires go to cry
you can better eat some pie
Cause vamps will overwhelm with doom
the dwarfs will be in trouble soon !!!
[k]
It's sure, Count Drac' will know the tune
when the dwarf cannons go bang bang...
They'll shoot the count to back and moon...
all zombie creatures sure will hang !
[s]
"Oh dear oh dear" so spoke the count
"I always find again a mount"
"so I will drive back to the field"
"and mighty sword is it I wield"
"So be prepared for utmost doom"
"or else I take your beard as broom !"
[k]
As Ye old King Alrik took his grudge's book,
grumbling "won't let him of the hook!"
Iiani Runelord's hammer's mighty blow,
made the mountains twinkle in a glow.,
'cause when thou insults the dwarfen beard,
be ready for natures things go weird !
Then lightning lit the dark black night
And evaporated the fearsome Wight !
Now concentrating on count Drac'
Alrik turned him in a wreck !
[s]
There was no greater joy and fun
When county Drac` again begun
To change thou dwarvens` grimmy face
into a soulless darkened place
Since banshees sing along of pain
the enemy crumbles back again
for thou might hear thay greatest fears
and flee all shaken choked with tears
And so the story will begin
of clashing battle deep within
the hills at east of empire space
it will be darkness you embrace !
[k]
So dwarfen's kin, men, lord and thane
made dwell ye count in blood and pain !
A war of courage, filled with heroism,
to ban the spell of vampirism !
Either shortbeard for endless fame,
as honored longbeard, all along they came,
Sharpened axe, hammer, bow or mace,
they came to free the darkened place !
Owh they struck with mighty power,
undead blood shed like an autumn's shower
Cutting ghoul's bodies, turning banshees silent,
even killing the vile vampy tyrant !
[s]
Oh few they know,
the dwarven foe,
by vampy Drac` has made a vow
He'll kill them all
with nec and thrall
a dwarven life's short after all
He has no fear
for dwarven lair
even if he had no magic wear
In grudgy book
they better strook
the phrase containing vampy look
For early battle
with lizzy tattle
will not change his wish for battle !!!
[k]
Life's but a long, hard battle
if you're dwarf, you like the struggle
have no horse, got no saddle,
Just get your axe up at your buckle !
If count Drac' still wants his war,
just meet ye dwarfs, sons of Grungni !
'cause we're so sure : he won't get far !
Wowo Drac, meet your fate and enemy !
Alrik stood before ye troops, and told
"Thou arth a dwarf, thou willst return !
against all bones and gore : be bold!
For grudge's sake : the vamp will burn !
For the dwarfen's life may be short,
But can eternity just last a while ?,
for how much more can you afford
if dwarfen's slayers all get wild !
And yes, we dwarfen kin are inspired
if we can aim at graven's guard
oh engineer, let guns be fired !
there will no bone left within a yard !
[s]
Vampi Mortred will pursue
any dwarf that has no clue
and even those that almost do
For dwarven`s blood is all he need
to give his body enough feed
to give him back some yought indeed
So he'll not rest until they're dead
he'll not be pleased if they are fled
cause this will fill his heart with dread
Therefore be sure to die, not flee
Or he'll return with pain to thee
And drink your blood utmost slowly
Of course assistance will be there
by plenty DrachZahn Legionnaires !
And all they take are lives you spared
So if you love your live too quick
then be prepared and take the stick
and kill yourself and don`t act sick !!!
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Stefano
just had to create a new battle song when he and Curtio were going up against
Chaos Warriors and Orcs & Goblins.
When the duke
strikes orc,
or goblin with fork,
the dwarfs go bowling chaos out,
we're gonna strike around the field tonight,
we're gonna strike, strike, strike ... around the field tonight,
we're gonna strike, gonna striiiiiike
arooound the field toniiiiiiight !!!
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The
Chosen of Sigmar made this battle song in immediate response to the former song.
10 Heads with beards on the wall,
10 Heads with beards,
If Another Dwarf happens to fall,
11 Heads with beards on the wall
11 Heads with beards on the wall,
11 Heads with beards,
If Another Dwarf happens to fall,
12 Heads with beards on the wall
...
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(according to Stefano and
Curtio)
The beginning wasn't recovered, but it
all started with some 'bottom's up' drinking. When one of the drinkers asks his
mom a question on the phone, the reply is...
[s]
With a sensual sweet voice : "no thank you, I still
have to
drive". Bad luck for the son, since he ...
[k]
Was called Bob and could not drink a drop,
although his friend...
[s]
, Named Bert (Bezopen En Rijdt Toch) already drank
the whole
bottle, took his car and smashed ...
[k]
Against the hairdresser's shop, who said "it is
albertoooooo"
while the dog...
[s]
... Ran away from the bone two other dogs were
fighting for,
slaying a cat in the process, and smelling ...
[k]
The smell of roses, worn by the girls from k3
who swung their pig tales while
[s]
Samsonite the dog was quispeling his tail on the
rithm of the black ...
[k]
Tied major' song, who was flirting with misses
chocolate,
the shopkeeper who just died but
[s]
That is all gossip around the loo.
The fact is that Bob called his mother, turning him into a ...
[k]
Kentucky fried chicken with his flamer
but that didn't matter 'cause
[s]
There's always something about Mary !
However, being flamed is not a day-to-day hobby, so ...
[k]
And as snoopy loves the smell of napalm in the
morning
he and the rest of them went to woodstock
[s]
Where they had large joints with their comrades.
All dressed in red with yellow hammer and sickle, they
[k]
Unfortunately smoked the little bird woodstock,
upon which snoopy revenged his friend with the hammer...
[s]
... Of sigmar ! Therefore, Snoopy is now referred
to as
the Chosen_of_Sigmar, having a lot of friends visiting his
webpage, shared by three other looneys, called ...
[k]
Huey, Dewey and Luwey who love to quick and quack
all
day long while playing with their soldiers although
[s]
Their lovers do not like it when they play all too
often,
or paint too often, or even
[k]
Start to drool only by thinking of playing,
painting
or simply touch their little things (heum...!)
With the exception of Huey who could paint a whole man-thing
all of them were on dry seed heu paint and desperately they...
[s]
Started to troggle off some holidays from their
boss.
However, the lovers mentioned above foresaw this act, and already
took actions to influence the boss so he would not give extra
days off. Too bad for CoS, Huey, Dewey and Luwey !
Luckily, there was still ...
[k]
The night : there are 24 hours in a day and then
there is
the night, when they could dream as much as they wanted!
But chaos lured and one night their worst nightmare iano...
[s]
Took his chaos army and hunted steven's winged
nightmare !
Little did he know there was a pact between the undead and the
inhabitants of Naggaroth. Big was his surprise when suddenly ...
[k]
The door openend and iano's mother entered the room
fully
naked ! as a result all players failed their fear test
and the game ended in a draw...
But then the monkey came out of the sleeve and...
[s]
It turned out to be only a bad nightmare, on which
our
local necromancer Blechbecher rode away, searching for new
adventures in the next episode of "how the pest was won".
Meanwhile on the painting-front ...
[k]
The pest turned out the colour to be for all 40k
space
marines, AND for snoopy's hat that
[s]
Was still in repair after his last attempt to drill
a hole
in the hands of a new Kislev-model. About that model, some gossip
says ...
[k]
It came out of the pits not only without any new
tire
but also fully naked, as did snoopy who...
[s]
Desperately searched for some new woven fibres to
cover
up his fully athletic body, shimmering in the evening lights
because of all the sensual oils he sprankled upon himself !
This took away the breath of all ...
[k]
Local wedded and unwedded women between 2 and 18
y.o.
all others were simply shocked ...
whereas huey and dewey...
[s]
Took their brushes and with loud cries of "Owyeah
!" they
started to paint their own bodies in the colours of the royal
guard of Altdorf, forgetting they were once ...
[k]
Members of an other race themselves : Dewey still
had aquatic
skills and strange membrans between hies toes whereas Huey
had a sinister character and pointed ears...
But owyeay that didn't matter 'cause
[s]
They like the feel of paint on their skin, going
along with
the new rage of outing yourself as a Savage Orc. Only the
furry animal skins was a problem, since Gaia told them
...
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This was recorded the week
prior to an Empire-Vampire Counts encouter between Stefano (s) and The Chosen of
Sigmar (k).
[k]
Oh thou foul Vampire Lord,
I will crush your horde
prepare to meet your doom
as I will kick you out of the room :o)
[s]
Oh thou foul Empire-thing
I hope tuesday we can rock this thing
'cause my car broke down yesterday
So I am not sure we can do our play ...
[k]
You undead monster You
Know that your time is due
Broken down car or not
You'll have to ride your 'Black Coach' Chariot
[s]
The problem is, you little "friend"
That when tuesday is at his end
I have to return the rental car
In Hasselt yes, that is quite far
I cannot tell you when I'm home
You risk to stand some time alone ...
[k]
You're just looking for excuses
I'll wait and we will amuse us
The fact that I will have to wait longer
Will only make your suffering stronger
[s]
Okay you nasty creature
of one thing you can be sure
Your waiting will be fruitless
Your soldier quite a big mess !!!
[k]
Oh, I often haven't I heard that premature cheer
Coming from that ugly, long fanged queer
only to see his troops turn to dust
Oh yes, Sigmar, in thou we trust.
[s]
Your luck will be gone so soon
Since I put a spell on the moon
to only shine upon their kin
No Sigmar will come within !
[k]
Our weapons will be sharpened,
our shields held strong
our belief in Sigmar is hardened
we will put you back in the pit you belong
[s]
You naive fleshy walkers,
you easy threatening talkers,
this time beware of our
'cause this is your last hour !
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Listening to rap music
while hanging over overheated glue and paint may have serious consequences.
Proof is this rap made by Stefano...
Warhammer o warhammer 't doet
deugd aan het gemoed
verslaafden kunnen zeggen dat het echt wel straf voldoet
je kliedert en je kladdert alle convi's vol met kleur
het haalt gelijk het beste uit je dagelijkse sleur
en voor wie nog altijd niet ziet waarover het echt gaat
die is met zo een hobby inderdaad niet echt gebaat
Die kunnen beter vissen, heffen, trappen of zoiets
met hengels, zware halters of een blinkend snelle fiets
Tot zo de eerste woordjes van dees eindeloos gezang
ik stop nu effe want ik zie een skink op het behang !
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This is a chronicle about
a (Dutch) SMS conversation between Curtio (k) and the Chosen of Sigmar (c).
After a Money Wolves day at Stefano's new house, they were driving home one
after the other (Curtio having the lead) when they manoeuvred to pass a truck.
Curtio rode over a carcass of some kind of an animal. The Chosen of Sigmar, just
behind Curtio and whose car is lower to the ground, also drove over it with a
big bang...
[k]
Wat was dat?
[c]
Eén of ander dood beest?
[k]
Een ree?
[c]
Kweenie, maar we zijn er in ieder geval over
gereeën
:-)
Afterwards: apart from some blood
and hair on one of his lights nothing was visible on the car of the Chosen of
Sigmar. A month and a half passed when he went to the garage for an overhaul of
his car. Suddenly the employee came from under his car holding a paw of a deer.
'Did you overrun something?'
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For his fourtiest birthday
Kaïo, Stefano and Iano had planned a battle without the knowledge of Curtio. As
they arrived at the door with the 3 plates they decided to sing an adapted '3
koningen' song. On the sixth of january in Belgium groups of three kids go door
to door and sing a song about the 3 wise men that came from the east. This is
the Money Wolves version:
[On tune of "de drie koningen"]
Drie platen, drie platen,
Geef ons wat scenery,
Ons legers en wat dobbelstenen,
Kun je ons dat zondag lenen,
De wolfjes hebben tijd,
Voor de komende strijd
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